What’s On at The Turbine Theatre

New energy drives everything The Turbine Theatre does – from world premieres of new productions, to classic stories reimagined for contemporary audiences.

The team are passionate about playing a vital role in the Battersea community, offering a dynamic public space by day, and ground-breaking theatre by night!

Check out what’s coming up – you won’t want to miss it.

Come Dine With Me

7th September – 29th September 2024

Take a bunch of tuneful strangers. Mix in a dollop of behind-the-scenes skulduggery, a Sound Man playing detective, a sprinkling of star-crossed love, and plenty of juicy arpeggios. Marinade, cook for 60 minutes… and serve hot.

The result is a mouth-watering fusion dish, combining the beloved TV show and a sumptuous original score to form Come Dine With Me: The Musical – a winning recipe that will delight even the pickiest palate!

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SILENCE!

4th September – 28th September 2024

SILENCE! the Musical is the unauthorised musical parody of the Academy Award-winning film The Silence of the Lambs.

As rookie FBI agent Clarice matches wits with the brilliant but insane Dr Hannibal Lecter to catch the serial killer known only as Buffalo Bill, a chorus of singing lambs breaks out into show tunes about the most horrific of subjects.

Complete with singing serial killers, songs with unprintable titles and a chorus of lambs, SILENCE! the Musical comes charging at you with gleefully unstoppable bad taste.

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Blowing Whistles

15th October – 16th November 2024

Nigel loves his hedonistic lifestyle – he has a long-term boyfriend, goes clubbing and is in an open relationship. Jamie, his partner of ten years isn’t sure things are so great. The night before Pride in the Park, the couple make contact with a stranger on the online, a mysterious young man who seems too good to be true.

Blowing Whistles is a searingly topical drama about love, sex and Gay Pride, a blisteringly funny and honest account of a modern gay lifestyle.

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The Liar, The Bitch and The Wardrobe

21st November – 22nd December 2024

With no prospects of climbing the property ladder, the imminent return of James Cordon to the UK and the brink of World War Ill on the horizon, two evacuees flee London and escape to the country for a simpler life. All seems to be going to plan until a trip back in the closet, transports them both to an unknown land.

They embark on a raucous adventure meeting ‘almost’ recognisable characters: Mr Topless, The Hungry Beaver, The Tight Bi*ch and Aslan, as they pursue their own personal quest of discovery, to become Queens of the kingdom and solve that ultimate age old problem: world peace!

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